top 5 things you can do to piss me off
1-cut me off in traffic. it is pretty much guaranteed I will call you a b****, even if you're a man. I have road rage, what can I say? it is a flaw.
2-act like you're smarter than I am. I mean, if you are, that is great--I probably already know it! don't be a jackass and try & rub it in my face. futher? if you and I both know you have no idea what you're talking about, don't be a jackass and still try to act smarter. your ignorance shows buddy!
3-make fun of my accent or the way I talk, because it really isn't that bad. at least I don't say "pahk tha cah in tha yahd!"
4-failing to follow thru. I am not a fan of this. do what you say you're gonna!!
5-make stupid decisions that are not in your best interest, or anybody else's for that matter. there is something to be said for learning from experiences, but there is no excuse for ignorance. if you're my friend, I'll get mad at you for being stupid, but you're lucky cause I will love you anyway.
top 5 ways to get on my good side
1-compliment me. everybody loves having their ego stroked! :)
2-show your soft side. I mean, don't be a whiner or a pansy, but show me you have a heart! be kind to others, help an old lady with her groceries, volunteer for a good cause...and so on and so forth.
3-be nice to my dog. she is like my child. be a butthole about my dog and I'm pretty much guaranteed not to like you. I mean, who doesn't like animals?! they are the best.
4-help me out. I'm always saying at work, "teamwork gets it done." cheesy I know, but it is true! if everyone in life just helped each other a little more, can you imagine how much better things would be?
5-have a positive outlook and an open mind!
5 things I want to do before this year ends
1-go to Boston. It is high time I mark this one off the list!
2-hire someone to clean my house on a regular basis. I hate cleaning.
3-get a passport...I'm way overdue!
4-improve my public speaking skills...I am such a moron...but it is true. I'm currently working on this.
5-go thru every box of junk that is in my garage and purge the crap! I've lived in this house for over a year and there are still boxes in the garage, things that don't have "homes." clearly I do not need the stuff, I should just drive it to the goodwill!
top 5 things I should be doing right now
1-reading economics, "the elasticity of demand and supply." ugh
2-cleaning. the downstairs is a little more wrecked than I'd like it to be at the moment!
3-getting ready for bed...wash face, brush teeth, set alarm, decide on clothes, take dog outside...and whatever else it is I do routinely!
4-planning. I have lots of things to do and it helps me to plan them all out, prioritize, when to do what, etc. I am a very methodical person.
5-not blogging. that pretty much sums it up!!
I bet you learned more about me than ya planned on learning tonight, didn't ya? :)